I Just Had to Share This – HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

I found this as I was looking for something entirely different online…I’m not sure who to thank for it – but it sure made me laugh outloud and I wanted to share!

 

“A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . ‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.’”

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Categories: family, funny, Humor, journal, life, mom, personal, stay at home mom | 17 Comments

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17 thoughts on “I Just Had to Share This – HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

  1. Made me laugh ! Thanks.
    b

  2. Ha ha very funny

  3. Thanks, I needed that and agree completely. 🙂 Hilarious!

  4. A nice giggle for hump day!

  5. ha ha thanks for the laugh!

  6. I loved this post. I was waiting in suspense to see what I was cramming down my throat that has been slowly killing me. Keep up the awesome writing 🙂

  7. Hilarious! Though I do hope my husband won’t feel that way 30 years from now 🙂

  8. I needed the humor today, myself! Thanks 🙂 Also thanks for stopping by my blog and following! I look forward to more of your posts, as well!

  9. Miss Molly

    Hilarious! Thanks for posting this…and also thanks for following my blog (aka websketch because I hate the word blaaahhhg)…Love Myrtle Beach – still have shells I collected there back in about 1982 and that is a long time ago…Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the winter and spring. Love the northeast in the fall and my good old Pacific northwest in the summer…

    Good luck on your plan to move your family to Myrtle Beach. I hear Charleston is great, too…
    Miss Molly

  10. AMEN sister! Whohahaha!!!!! Nothing like it!

    on the somber note: Darn right that is what the doctors say about food, just to poison us with Pharmaceuticals.
    Be blessed! Laughing I am over the hump, though i never have humps.

  11. Thanks so much for looking at my blog & liking it. You’re the first! I like & will follow yours, too.

  12. LOL – good one! What an after taste, huh?

  13. Hello Vicky…I am Fidela Gastro [Jan] from The Kitchen Revolutionary.I am so excited that someone [especially so far away] has picked up on my shiny new blog after only a few days online. I hope you will stay with me as I start my journey of adventure [20 years of kitchen craft] on line .I haven’t read your blog yet but I will be doing so today and I will sign up to follow you.Good luck and will keep in touch.

  14. Very funny! Thank you for signing up to follow my blog! I hope that you will enjoy my posts! – B

  15. very funny!

  16. Fun post and looks like a fun blog. Thanks for the follow.

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